Merry Christmas. I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas!
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.
– Erma Bombeck